I saw one of dem fings on the magic box the other day. The humans had put it on and were looking at it. Guess what? Dere was cat abuse going on! De Zohan man played “keepy uppy kitty” with a cat! I woz shocked!
See wot I mean? I digged mi claws into mi human and wanted to know wot was happening and if that would happen to me. She grabbed me by de scruff of de neck and shook her legs free (pussy! dey were hardly bleeding at all!) and told me it woz a stunt cat……
I gonna be wun of dem when I grow up I fink. My human says you get to be in films and den you get enff paper fings to be in catnip heaven for EVER! WOW! Perhaps wun day I can be in a movie like Cats & Dogs or Stupid Little Mouse (but not Garfield, even a kittan like me knows dat movie stank!)
Ninja Kittan
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Dats a fascinating idea..
But why wud a cat allow de human to do dat too dem. Cats must be stupid.
By: depup on August 26, 2008
at 9:27 pm
Cats are NOT stupid….dogs are STUPID! A human frows a stick and a dog says “I’ll get it!” and runs off after it; a cat looks at the human oddly and says “didn’t want the stick then?”. LOL!
An’ dese are brave and balanced stunt cats – dogs are prolly too clumsy to do this sort of work. I bet whenever you see a “stunt dog” it’s really a cat in disguise!
By: kyttan on August 27, 2008
at 1:32 pm