I hates dayz like yesterday when its raining outside and I’s not allowed to go on my extra long weekly walk. I’s looks forward to it normally as we go into the country side or next to the river. I really like dashing along the river bank saying hello to the ducks. The ducks always tell pup to “squack off” though which I don’t fink is very friendly really and de geese, well.. its fun chasing dem as long as they don’t turn around and chase pup. Because I am a little pup that sometimes happens. The river is normally so full of action, theres fings to watch.. lots of humans floating on bits of wood and sometimes if I am lucky pup is able to say hello to fing wiv his paw. The fish are very quick though and dash away from pup.

Its lovely to run through fields with, grass high over pup where I can play hide and seek. Where I can hide and leave messages for other dogs too. Also there’s looks of news there too. Humans use email and printed words, animal use smell mail to collect the gossip up.

But yesterday, it was raining and I’s sat in my basket with my snout pressed against the window, watching it and sometimes looking over to the TV and watching the humans swimming. Pup wishes that was him in de river or splashing about at least.. getting nice and muddy. (pup smiles). Does kitty like mud too?