I can see dere’s a more blog fing here…..It’s gotta be good ‘cos it’s called “mistress mewses”! LOL!

Much as I love pup, I fink dogs are silly. If a human throws a stick away, dey OBVIOUSLY don’t want it, so why bring it back? Same wiv balls, dogs are either bringing wun back de human frew away and doesn’t want no more, or dey are licking dere own wuns. I tasted sum dog food yesterday, it’s NOT nice, which does at least ’splain why dogs lick dere balls….I would if mi food tasted dat bad too.

Why don’t dogs just catch something nice to eat instead? Humans will even keep your food close to hand in a glass box if you fake not to be interested in dat sort of fing. Den when the humans are out, you have snacks to claw without even having to go outside

Laters, I can see sum clean clothes that have no kitty fur on….I’m off to shed fur and see if I can weave it RIGHT into the fabric – I’d hate mi human not to look pritty