I like cartoons normally and spend some days watching them whenever I can. I like de ones where deres de mouse, cat and de dog wiv his pup. I find watching cartoons educate pups on how to behave and certainly some wicked ideas for tricks to play. Sometimes though when pup is asleep he has funny dreams as so do many other dogs do after watching similar *cartoons*. I found a distant cousin of mine has exactly the same problem:

See what Cartoons can do to us!

Where is kitty by the way.. I not seen her.. Her cushion is empty again and I fink shes using someone else’s litter tray. Even the magpies haven’t seen her in de back garden and remarked on that they are rather bored without kitty to wind up. One of the birds said I should open a can of cat food and just weight.. (looks at the cat food… how can she eat tis stuff?!)

Today woz fun. I wented to de park with a little human. We played on de climbing frame (kats are good at climbing) and went on de slide. I teached the little human how to climb some new stuff ‘cos he’s a smaller kitten dan me even, so him not no how to climb as much stuff yet. It was nice in de bit of de park dat we played in ‘cos dey don’t let no smelly dogs in to smell yore bum or make poo on de floor. I seed as many dogs as I have feet and wun of dem dun a wee and a more dog smelled it….eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww! Dat are YUKKY!

tis is an *cartoon* I twas watching earlier. Its about a Russian dog dat gets kicked out by some stupid humans. He meets up wiv a Big wolf who helps him to get back home and den he invites de wolf to a party and they both eat and eat and eat… [rubs belly]

How does kitty explain tis den?

And pup rests his case…

I saw one of dem fings on the magic box the other day. The humans had put it on and were looking at it. Guess what? Dere was cat abuse going on! De Zohan man played “keepy uppy kitty” with a cat! I woz shocked!

See wot I mean? I digged mi claws into mi human and wanted to know wot was happening and if that would happen to me. She grabbed me by de scruff of de neck and shook her legs free (pussy! dey were hardly bleeding at all!) and told me it woz a stunt cat……

I gonna be wun of dem when I grow up I fink. My human says you get to be in films and den you get enff paper fings to be in catnip heaven for EVER! WOW! Perhaps wun day I can be in a movie like Cats & Dogs or Stupid Little Mouse (but not Garfield, even a kittan like me knows dat movie stank!)

Ninja Kittan

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I hates dayz like yesterday when its raining outside and I’s not allowed to go on my extra long weekly walk. I’s looks forward to it normally as we go into the country side or next to the river. I really like dashing along the river bank saying hello to the ducks. The ducks always tell pup to “squack off” though which I don’t fink is very friendly really and de geese, well.. its fun chasing dem as long as they don’t turn around and chase pup. Because I am a little pup that sometimes happens. The river is normally so full of action, theres fings to watch.. lots of humans floating on bits of wood and sometimes if I am lucky pup is able to say hello to fing wiv his paw. The fish are very quick though and dash away from pup.

Its lovely to run through fields with, grass high over pup where I can play hide and seek. Where I can hide and leave messages for other dogs too. Also there’s looks of news there too. Humans use email and printed words, animal use smell mail to collect the gossip up.

But yesterday, it was raining and I’s sat in my basket with my snout pressed against the window, watching it and sometimes looking over to the TV and watching the humans swimming. Pup wishes that was him in de river or splashing about at least.. getting nice and muddy. (pup smiles). Does kitty like mud too?

I can see dere’s a more blog fing here…..It’s gotta be good ‘cos it’s called “mistress mewses”! LOL!

Much as I love pup, I fink dogs are silly. If a human throws a stick away, dey OBVIOUSLY don’t want it, so why bring it back? Same wiv balls, dogs are either bringing wun back de human frew away and doesn’t want no more, or dey are licking dere own wuns. I tasted sum dog food yesterday, it’s NOT nice, which does at least ‘splain why dogs lick dere balls….I would if mi food tasted dat bad too.

Why don’t dogs just catch something nice to eat instead? Humans will even keep your food close to hand in a glass box if you fake not to be interested in dat sort of fing. Den when the humans are out, you have snacks to claw without even having to go outside

Laters, I can see sum clean clothes that have no kitty fur on….I’m off to shed fur and see if I can weave it RIGHT into the fabric – I’d hate mi human not to look pritty

Since tis is our new blog its my duty to scent the area appropriately. My friend Kitty, a cat <frowns> set up de blog for us to play in. And yes pups can have cat friends, especially if they have chocolate. Pup is motivated by food and walks in de park, but mostly food. If anyone has any spare choccies send them me now!

We are two loveable pets. I are a kyttan and he are a pup. Dis is where we share our finks and all the fings we do.

 

Enjoy!

Kyttan

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